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azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

Dude I worked in a haunted house for 4 years and I couldn’t even count how many times I was hit pretty damn hard by customers like holy shit

During my first year I remember this girl that came through that slapped me when I scared her, then her boyfriend picked her up and she literally started to pedal kick me
We also had another group that year that came through and multiple people in the group hit the other actor in my room so hard he was knocked out cold for at least five fucking minutes. And he wasn’t a small fella either; he had to have been about 6’2” and probably weighed around 200 pounds.
I understand that for some people it’s a reflex but if you know you’re prone to strike someone that scares you either a.) don’t go through a fucking haunted house if you know you can’t control it or b.) don’t go out in front of your group; stay with someone in the middle or hold someone’s hand because it’s not fucking fun getting hurt for doing something you paid us to do to you.
ALSO SIDE NOTE — I SHOULD ALSO POINT OUT THAT MOST OF US WORK IN THE DARK AND THEREFORE CANNOT ALWAYS SEE WHERE EVERYONE IS PERFECTLY. IF WE ACCIDENTALLY BRUSH PAST YOU OR, HELL, ONE OF YOU RUNS INTO AN ACTOR, DON’T GO RUNNING THROUGH THE HOUSE SAYING WE TRIED TO RAPE YOU OR YOU’RE GOING TO SUE US FOR TOUCHING YOU. YOU AREN’T BEING FUCKING FUNNY. THAT SHIT IS NOT CUTE; WE’RE NOT THERE TO INTENTIONALLY HURT OR TOUCH YOU SO SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTHS AND ACT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT.

I work in a haunted house too. Just as much its bad to punch an actor its just as bad to make sexual jokes about them. My maze is a little bit more ‘sexy’ and all night I hear how people would ‘bang’ or molest me and that is not all right, then I have people turning around and following me making grabby hands or corning me into a corner. That is not okay. I do not mind being saying I’m pretty or cute, but calling me sexy, hot, whore, slut, and bitch, that is not alright. Also remember that THE HOUSE ISN’T REAL. I get people saying they feel sorry for me, and that I should stop being such a slut. So please respect the actor, they are paid to scare you so don’t be rude to them. 

Don’t abuse them!

I just figured out that if I fear punched someone, I would apologize.

If I was terrified, I would probably stop or try to leave the way I came, or do something to get out of them as fast as I could.

Do not abuse those who work at haunted houses.

I love LOVE the people that work as monsters at haunted houses/knotts scary farm/horror nights/etc. PLEASE don’t harm them in any way, they’re really cool people for putting up with all of this just to entertain us!

Same goes for people who work in any costumed job like Disneyland or other theme parks. Be respectful! In fact just don’t be rude. Ever.

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wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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acediamond:

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Why do so many people do this?

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notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

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prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

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REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

again, i can see this being extremely useful for sex workers who perform irl sexual labour in a one on one setting

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10.6.14

stoppppppp this he just shed light on so many issues in a sentence

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Jesus

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kittywinkle-master-of-jarate:

What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?

Can’t decide if I find the hulk’s pose funnier than Cap’s.

My teacher showed this in class and all the guys were super uncomfortable. It was beautiful.

Avengers ASSemble

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thealienbabe:

the-midnightcity:

This is so sad. I wonder if people realize how poignant this image is, and what it really represents. Suicide/depression is not a phase, it is a disease and an illness that eats away at you every single day. it should be taken just as seriously as cancer or any other terminal illness, and unfortunately, it’s not.

this makes me sad.

thealienbabe:

the-midnightcity:

This is so sad. I wonder if people realize how poignant this image is, and what it really represents. Suicide/depression is not a phase, it is a disease and an illness that eats away at you every single day. it should be taken just as seriously as cancer or any other terminal illness, and unfortunately, it’s not.

this makes me sad.

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